So my brother's GF got a game called Quelf and one of the things you have to do for it is write poetry if the card you draw calls for it. We played 4 rounds of it this afternoon and several really hilarious poems ensued.

Haiku
My armpits have hair
My arpits are unshaven
I have two armpits

Limericks
There once was a man with five arms
Who possessed a few many charms.
Because of his hands
Girls flocked from all lands
and filled up his 27 barns.

There once was a mosquito named Herman
Who loved to drink blood out of vermin.
He landed and drank,
Then went to the bank,
And that is the story of Herman.

Really Bad Rap
I bet you wanna know
Why my face is all aglow.
Is because I'm such a beauty
The boys say I'm a cutie.
Word to your mother.

Four Line Poem
Four line poem starting now.
I bet I can't make it about a cow.
Well let's see what I've got in me,
I guess I'll just take a penalty.


by varying artists